So there's been some talk about the Borgata casino's crackdown on costumed cocktail servers:
On Valentine's Day, the casino began randomly weighing its 217 Borgata Babes, a brigade of shapely and mostly female cocktail servers, to determine a baseline for each. If any gain an ounce over 7 percent of that weight, they are to be suspended without pay. Servers are to be fired if they fail to lose the pounds during a prescribed period on a weight-loss program offered by the casino
All workplaces should strive to attain the high level of professionalism demonstrated by the Borgata’s new policy. Structure, productivity, and the bottom line, baby. Just make sure the bottom line is cellulite-free and comes with some nice tits.
Following the Borgata’s lead, I am drafting a new soulless office park policy for Information Technology employees:
Employees must limit web seminars, programming, conference calls, and other passive activities. Try a few laps around the computer room instead.
Effective immediately, all Business Intelligence analysts will be known as Business Intelligence Babes. I am a senior analyst; therefore, I will become a senior Babe under the new regime.
Each week, managers will be required to submit a list of staff butt measurements to the CIO. Employees with an increase of more than eight percent will be locked in the network closet until their butts return to an acceptable size.
The new help desk number will be 900-IT-LUVS-U.
The mainframe, which is getting old anyway, will be replaced with some free weights and a Stairmaster.
12/10/2011
Azzie Roy CV
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CV
Azzie Roy
9946 Nora Drive
Vermont Montpelier
[email protected]
Qualifications
Graduated Magna Cum Laude from Peninsula College
10 years of freelance writing experience (expressly for Internet visitors)
Superb competency in English and Spanish
Devoted, group-oriented member of staff with a taste for particulars
Business Experience
FoxyStilezArticles, Toronto Canada
2001 - Present
Team Supervisor
In charge of coordinating a worldwide group of authors to meet a complex set of growth aims.
- Set unprecedented records for output, improving productivity by 19% globally
- Correctly managed dependable logs of project distribution
- Cared for QC for world wide production across a large group of internet writers
Additional Abilities
Fluent in English and Spanish
State-of-the-art proficiency with a extensive selection of office software programs
Samples of Publicized Posts
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Cristy Smith Curriculum Vitae
Como Estas! I happen to be one of the group leaders of FoxyStilezArticles, a worldwide Internet content writing combine. We are able to publish in Spanish and English for multinational internet audiences, and are at hand for written content production for your online business. Below you will find my curriculum vitae, and you will be able to see other group leaders and team members' CV's on this web page. At the end of my curriculum vitae, you'll discover some illustrations of our written and published articles. For work enquiries, you should email us with the contactform on this web site and we will follow up as soon as can be.
Curriculum Vitae
Cristy Smith
3810 Kollander Drive
Missouri Jefferson City
[email protected]
Qualifications
Graduated With Honors from York University
10 years of article writing experience (specifically for Online audiences)
Great fluency in English
Devoted, staff-oriented worker with a aptitude for details
Employment Expertise
FoxyStilezArticles, Boston USA
1998 - Present
Team Leader
Answerable for arranging a international workforce of writers to fit a complex set of assembly targets.
- Set records for efficiency, raising productivity by 12% worldwide
- Properly maintained dependable logs of task distribution
- Maintained QA for world wide output across a large workforce of freelance writers
Additional Abilities
Fluent in English
State-of-the-art competence with a extensive selection of office software programs
Examples of Released Works
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Teodoro Clarke CV
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Curriculum Vitae
Teodoro Clarke
4226 Greenscreek Circle
Michigan Lansing
[email protected]
Qualifications
Graduated With Honors from Yale University
10 years of crafting experience (especially for Internet visitors)
Superb competency in Spanish
Committed, team-oriented employee with a flair for particulars
Job Expertise
FoxyStilezArticles, London GB
2002 - Present
Crew Organizer
Answerable for setting up a worldwide workforce of authors to fit a complex set of growth goals.
- Set records for production, improving production by 10% around the world
- Correctly managed steady logs of task distribution
- Cared for QC for world-wide creation over a considerable workforce of copy writers
Additional Skills
Competent in Spanish
Sophisticated skills using a full selection of office software
Examples of Publicized Posts
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Mix of the week: all fluff edition
Presenting a new mix of the week to celebrate today's Futureheads show. The theme is all fluff. Hey, what's that voice? It's saying something about an ever-shortening attention span* and lack of focus and a growing inability to understand challenging music. Eh, whatever. Here's some fun stuff—no attention span required:
A.C. Newman – On the Table [other songs here]
The Casual Dots – Clocks [available here]
The Futureheads – Decent Days and Decent Nights
Hot Hot Heat – Goodnight Goodnight [via Stereogum; other downloads here]
Max Raabe – Mambo No. 5 [via Trout Fishing in Central Wisconsin a while back]
Stimulator – 78 Stimulator [available here]
The Wonder Stuff – Welcome to the Cheap Seats [via the people who lived across the hall freshman year]
Stream!
*Thumbs down to long songs, especially wordless, electronic-y ones. Proprieters of Texan weblogs who rhapsodize about this kind of music—and you know who you are—should not irresponsibly post long, electronic-y songs late on Saturday nights because such things confuse drunk people**.
**Seriously, Secret Comics is a great weblog for music lessons and other sundries.
